Mafia Joke

Subject: Mafia


A guy was at the driving range of a fancy condo type golf course when he
noticed the guy next to him had a rifle with a large scope in his golf bag:

Guy 1: What the hell is that?

Guy 2: That the tool of my trade.

Guy 1: Whadda you men?

Guy 2: Well, I'm a mafia hitman and I carry this everywhere.

Guy 1: Mind if I look at it?

Guy 2: No problem.

So the guy looks through the sight and says:

Jesus, I can see my condo from here. I can even see into my bedroom, I can
see my girlfriend. Hey, what the fucks she doing? Who's that guy?

Guy : How much do you charge for a hit?

Hitman: $20,000 a bullet.

Guy: Take a check?

Hitman: At this place? You bet.

Guy: OK, I want you to shoot that broad right through the head. And shoot
that guy's cock right off.

So the hit guy takes the rifle and starts to aim moving the gun up, down,
sideways.

Guy: Go ahead, shoot for christsakes.

Hitman: Patience, patience, I'm trying to save you $20,000.